Someone calls you on your house phone and asks...
Oh you know, just chilling at the club with my house phone… nothing major, why wassup?
A 3 month pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6...
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Theory of the Universe..
I honestly believe that we, as humans, are the universe’s conscience.. if we were to never be created, then there would be no earth, no solar system, no galaxy.. no universe!
holla at me..
Staying up late watching shows on the importance of sleep– Breeze Embalm of The One Man Band (via wearetomb)
itseffinggeebose: best scene in the movie…LOL nellysworld: myfashiionbook: lmao looool this scene cracks me up
hoopin at night is the best!
Do you like the finer things..
Or are you a simple woman?
tellitagainbro: gabrielcezar: Click on the squares! O mundo inteiro precisa de saber disso! SO COOL
and tomorrow, we dine in hell...
gotta new song for you! →
Fuck with us!
bombin for peace is like fucking for virginity
Ammunition got the competition non existing..
First rule of money..
If you aint getting it, then you ain’t getting none from me..